Two hundred years before I’s born
Uncles Seamus caught a unicorn
Too little meat and too much horn
Seamus was a hero
He fashioned him a rope of vine
Spoke every boast that crossed his mind
How many unicorns do you find
Seamus was a hero
He rode him all the way to town
To show the creature he had found
The beast did puff and prance around
Seamus was a hero
The luckiest man ever born
Danced too close to the magic horn
He was impaled upon a unicorn
Seamus was a hero
Seamus was a hero