You say you’ve had it up to here
With all the lying and the tears
Your heart’s been broke so many ways
That’s why you’re sitting here today
Watching bubbles in your beer
Well, darling I’ve been feeling blue
So can I sit down next to you
Throw some light upon the shade
In this honky-tonk parade
Let me look into your eye
Let me kiss you where it hurts
I put my finger on it first
Dancing while my flashlight shines
That you see from time to time
Let me kiss you where it hurts
I’ve got my nine volts in the car
In case we wander off too far
You don’t even have to ask
I’ll put on my rubber mask
Let me kiss you where it hurts
I’ve got a camera in the van
That’s just the kind of man I am
We’ll throw some loving on YouTube
Just to see what we can do
Let me kiss you where it hurts
I’ve got a bobcat-colored jacket
I’ve got a pair of golden keys
Nobody’s ever asked me why
I’m just an ordinary guy
Let me kiss you where it hurts
Let me kiss you where it hurts
I’ll put my finger on it first
Dancing while my flashlight shines
That you see from time to time
Let me kiss you where it hurts
Come on, let me kiss you where it hurts