Nature Song

Gary Floater

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  1. Nature Song

Hear the chipmunk sing
Crickets rub their wings
The cow is moaning low
The river’s flowing slow
I was staring at a deer
Does that make me queer
I guess it was a buck
I want it in my truck    

       Nature turns me on
       So I wrote a nature song
       I could fall in love with anything right now  

Squirrels shake and dance
The robin lost his pants
Every time I mow the grass
Fireflies light their ass
That possum in a tree
You’re much too young for me
That fuzzy headed bear
He’s pretending not to stare

       Nature turns me on
       So I wrote a nature song
       I could fall in love with anything right now

See that ol’ raccoon
I invite it to my room
Lizard on the run
We sure had us some fun
Your candy to my eyes
But your parts are not my size
Mammals all around
How I’d love to lay them down

       Nature turns me on
       So I wrote a nature song
       I could fall in love with anything right now

I know the ring neck duck
Is a ruffle-feathered slut
Sleeping in the trees
The turkey is a tease
We both know it’s not right
How you stay out all night
Every time I’m in the yard
Nature’s looking at me hard

       Nature turns me on
       So I wrote a nature song
       I could fall in love with anything right now