The Busy Man’s Guide to Etiquette

Volunteering Etiquette

If you decide to be a Scout Master for gods sake don't wear the shorts and neckerchief if you ever want to see a naked girl again.

It is quite alright to enjoy nature and teach children without wearing that ridiculous outfit.

Truck Stop Bathroom Etiquette

When somebody comes in and says “I need to shit” you move the fuck out of that man’s way.

Motel Etiquette: "Do Not Disturb" Sign

If you see a "do not disturb" sign hanging on the door:

It's important to be respectful.

Keep in mind that inside the room is either:

A. An unmarried couple having sex
B. A married couple sleeping
OR
C. It is an Americana singer songwriter in there by himself and up to no good