Gary Floater

The Modern Explorer’s Guide to Interstate Travel. 46,876 miles: living museums of culture & artifact, beautiful & bizarre. Praise & complaints from an expert panel of truckstop conquistadors.

the editors of @modern_explorer asked me to be guest arthur on internet blob "guide to interstate travel" so here goes.Gary Floater, June 27, 2011
  1. Introduction
  2. Truthful Slogans for Interstate Businesses
  3. Golden Corral: If you finish your buffet quest, bathe in a chocolate reward
  4. Bus Survival Skills: No car for to travel the Eisenhower Interstates? Do the dog!
  5. Oklahoma: Where Heavy Machinery Goes to Die
  6. Paddling Like Lewis and Clark
  7. Train Training: The Modern Explorer's guide to Amtrak
  8. States: Did You Know? West Virginia
  9. Countries of Europe: Did You Know? Folk music industry professionals have to endure many hardships in their line of work.
  10. Sleeping in Cars at Wal-Mart
  11. Iowa: This is where Doritos begin
  12. Federal Highway Administration baffled by theft of I-69 signs
  13. Countries of Europe: Did You Know? Holland is the same as Netherlands
  14. Louisiana: Ooh Wee Dis Pirogue is Sunk
  15. Celebrity Interstate Quote from Steve Earle
  16. Fort San Marcos: The outlet mall in San Marcos was once a historic fortress
  17. Words and Phrases of the Americans
  18. Going Clown: Driving Thru McDonald’s
  19. Truckstop Burritos: Did you know?
  20. Rest Areas & Visitor’s Centers: Vending Machines, Picnic Areas, and Old People in Vests
  21. American History: Did You Know? Civil war conflict still undecided between city ham and country ham
  22. America's Frontroads: Spotlight on "The Barrel"
  23. Tips and Tricks: Sanitary Enjoyment of a Motel Room
  24. The Busy Man’s Guide to Etiquette