Words and Phrases of the Americans

Helpful hints in deciphering words and phrases from people you may meet in your travels:

"He's a free spirit"	He's unreliable...don't call him in the middle of the night if you have a flat tire
"If you like that sort of thing":	I don't like it at all
"To be honest with you" :	I've been lying up to this point
"Suit yourself" :	Fuck you