Hello Diabetes

Hello Diabetes, I knew you'd come to town I've been waiting for you, wondering when you'd come around My blood sugar's rising up like the great speckled bird Such a terrible disease- such a funny word

So hello Diabetes they told me you'd be here I left the light on for you through all the Ding Dong years So bring me a shot of insulin, tequila, and some lime Hello Diabetes, you strange new friend of mine

All things must find a place to live and I guess that you do too So get in with all the Twinkies, Big Red, and Mountain Dew So bring me a shot of insulin with that ice cold beer Hello Diabetes, they told me you'd be here Solo!

Now I'm pricking my finger, taking all them pills Hello Diabetes, my new Achille’s heel