Stories from the Old Bible

When I was just a young pup, barely 3 foot high My daddy'd drink some cool ones, and get a twinkle in his eye He'd start to telling stories from a Bible no one ever heard Some folks said he made it up- I believe every word

He said there's an Old Bible, not the new one they've got out That his daddy told him stories from, and he never had a doubt He'd crack another cold one, tell stories never heard before He'd pretty much act it out, them old tales of the Lord

He said dinosaurs tried to kill Jesus, but he fought em with his lightsaber T. Rex and Pterodactyle could not tear down the savior Listen to the stories daddy taught me well How Jesus fought the dinosaurs and sent them all to hell

Then his spaceship took flight, he said he'd be back again He'd come back down to Georgia, and help Charlie Daniels win So I don't want to see your pictures of satanic giraffe I don't believe in fossils, they only make me laugh Listen to the stories my daddy taught me well How Jesus fought the dinosaurs and sent them all to hell