Stand back boys Gary's fixing to care!

November 5, 2013

this music video was aired on VH1 'behind the music' #whocares

during the segment about my addiction to model airplane glue, exotic pets, & the Home Shopping Network

November 22, 2013

with your pledge to Gary's 'Who Cares' project, you get the new music and you are helping the charity "Gary's Kids" an organization set up to help Gary Floater's unclaimed offspring

December 13, 2013

Who Cares? That is the question Gary has asked hisself all his life. On his birthday at the hospital his mother said, "I'm not the mother." and his father denies the result of paternity tests, because he says he "was never good at taking tests."

But so far, 40 people do care, and they have supported Gary's new tribute album project with only 17 days left to go.

At the Holiday High shows at Saxon Pub on 12/14 (midnight) and Cheatham Street Warehouse on 12/15 (8pm), Gary will present wrapped gifts to all pledgers

Stand back boys Gary's fixing to care!

December 13, 2013

This poster was one square away from earning Gary another public indecency charge.

Last time he was charged, Gary pled "55% Guilty, your honor" and conincidentally his new tribute album project is 55% funded

December 28, 2013

only 48 hours to be a hero for this legendary songwriterman, with the WhoCares? tribute album project at 95%

on the fourth day of Christmas, Gary sent to me:
4 Dirty Words
3 Punched Clowns
2 Turtlenecks
and a Cartridge for Atari

he is a ungrateful terrible person but a damn good songwriter.

December 29, 2013

100%! The last time Gary got 100% on anything was the percent certainty of the results of a paternity test.

His son Burden Floater is also a singer but will not be permitted to sing on the "Who Cares" tribute album so he should quit asking