Let Me Kiss You Where It Hurts

You say you’ve had it up to here With all the lying and the tears Your heart’s been broke so many ways That’s why you’re sitting here today Watching bubbles in your beer

Well, darling I’ve been feeling blue So can I sit down next to you Throw some light upon the shade In this honky-tonk parade Let me look into your eye

Let me kiss you where it hurts I put my finger on it first Dancing while my flashlight shines That you see from time to time Let me kiss you where it hurts

I’ve got my nine volts in the car In case we wander off too far You don’t even have to ask I’ll put on my rubber mask Let me kiss you where it hurts

I’ve got a camera in the van That’s just the kind of man I am We’ll throw some loving on YouTube Just to see what we can do Let me kiss you where it hurts

I’ve got a bobcat-colored jacket I’ve got a pair of golden keys Nobody’s ever asked me why I’m just an ordinary guy Let me kiss you where it hurts

Let me kiss you where it hurts I’ll put my finger on it first Dancing while my flashlight shines That you see from time to time Let me kiss you where it hurts Come on, let me kiss you where it hurts