Track List
- Welcome2:38
- Holiday High1:35
- The Oral History3:04
- Twas the Night Before Gary3:58
- Let's Get This over With3:44
- The Dirty South3:18
- Losers1:36
- Coach's Song3:17
- Where Is Gary3:22
- Y'all Watch This3:09
- Insurance Company1:13
- Let Me Kiss You Where It Hurts3:18
- Sunburn Lake4:29
- Heroes1:06
- A Hero Never Learns2:46
- Holiday Eating1:22
- Pull Over I Want to Eat That3:43
- The Grandpa Craze1:07
- Grandpa's Promise1:23
- Truck Deal0:50
- That's What I'm Gonna Do3:08
- More Holiday High0:56
- Stand Back Boys I'm Fixin' to Care2:08
- Tire Fire1:10
- A Gary Christmas Medley2:21
- The Christmas Unicorn0:54
- Thanks Me2:37
- Gary's Rough Time1:33
- Whole Lot Further to Fall2:08
- Gary Satisfies a Publisher1:01
- Two Boring Losers in Love2:29
- Gary's Wives3:00
- That's When the Eagle Screams3:17
- Interrupting Shows1:18
- Yessir2:25
- Crowd0:52
- Flipped Dually Chariot1:08
- Turn It All Over to Zeus2:35
Credits
BRANDON WAYNE AKINS - Acoustic Guitar, Vocals, Unicorn Mask
PUFFY DAN WALTERS - Acoustic Guitar, Vocals
JANE DEERE - Guest Vocals on Track 33
All songs by Garrett Buckwheat Floater
Mixed by Victor Holk
Recorded & Transferred By Aaron Wevodau
Liner Notes
The third-ever Holiday High. Recorded live at Cheatham Street Warehouse on December 16, 2012.
Holiday Gig a Success Thanks to Gary's No-Show
(SAN MARCOS, TEXAS) Due largely to Gary not showing up for his own gig, the Holiday High at Cheatham Street Warehouse was a success. Gary Floater, celebrity, fighter, and singer-songwriter man, was unable to perform or ruin everybody's time, so his buddies covered for him singing mangled fragments of holiday chestnuts and, of course, the songs of Gary Floater.
It was rumored that Gary was unable to attend as he was held by the Missouri State Highway Patrol in an investigation related to the molestation of an endangered migratory bird.
Hardcore fans in festive sweaters and boots mingled, then filled the tables of the venue when Gary's former mentor - now sworn nemesis - Kent Finlay announced that it was time to start the gig already. Aaron Wevodau used a lapdance computer to record whatever went down onstage.
The river of song began to flow.