Nature Song

Hear the chipmunk sing Crickets rub their wings The cow is moaning low The river's flowing slow I was staring at a deer Does that make me queer I guess it was a buck I want it in my truck

Nature turns me on So I wrote a nature song I could fall in love with anything right now

Squirrels shake and dance The robin lost his pants Every time I mow the grass Fireflies light their ass That possum in a tree You're much too young for me That fuzzy headed bear He’s pretending not to stare

Nature turns me on So I wrote a nature song I could fall in love with anything right now

See that ol’ raccoon I invite it to my room Lizard on the run We sure had us some fun Your candy to my eyes But your parts are not my size Mammals all around How I'd love to lay them down

Nature turns me on So I wrote a nature song I could fall in love with anything right now

I know the ring neck duck Is a ruffle-feathered slut Sleeping in the trees The turkey is a tease We both know it's not right How you stay out all night Every time I'm in the yard Nature's looking at me hard

Nature turns me on So I wrote a nature song I could fall in love with anything right now