Seamus Was a Hero

Two hundred years before I's born Uncles Seamus caught a unicorn Too little meat and too much horn Seamus was a hero

He fashioned him a rope of vine Spoke every boast that crossed his mind How many unicorns do you find Seamus was a hero

He rode him all the way to town To show the creature he had found The beast did puff and prance around Seamus was a hero

The luckiest man ever born Danced too close to the magic horn He was impaled upon a unicorn Seamus was a hero Seamus was a hero