Two Boring Losers in Love

I fell asleep at our wedding, I dozed off making love to you You bore me to tears, you tell me that I’m boring too Just everyday losers with nothing else better to do

Two boring people, two boring losers - in love Two nobodies, no one to take notice of They fit together like a hand in a big boring glove They’re just everyday people, two boring losers in love

It’s amazing to see the boring look in your eyes It’s hard to believe our completely uninteresting lives Fight, fuck, break up, then make up when somebody cries

Two boring people, two boring losers - in love Everyday assholes - the only kind I’m singing of They fit together like a hand in a big boring glove They’re just everyday people, two boring losers in love They’re just everyday people, two boring losers in love